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"I Got a Golf Cart... and Found Myself"

Jun. 18 2025 New Golf Carts By Joseph Powell

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By: Randy Mulligan, 58, proud new E-Z-GO owner, accidental legend (fictional character lol, but enjoy the read!)

I didn’t think I’d be writing this. Heck, I didn’t think anything could make me feel again—not since the toaster stopped working and the dog left me for the neighbor with the bacon-scented cologne.

But then, something changed.
Something… electric.
Something... lifted.
Something that goes by the name of E-Z-GO.

Chapter 1: Cart Happens

It all started at Lake Erie Golf Cars in Canfield, Ohio. I walked in thinking I was just “browsing,” the same way people go to the gym “to check it out” and leave with a smoothie and lower self-esteem.

But then I saw it.
A 2025 E-Z-GO Express 4 ELiTE, Electric Blue, lithium-powered, lifted like my spirits after one too many energy drinks. It winked at me. I winked back. The salesman might’ve called security. I didn’t care.

Chapter 2: The Test Drive That Changed My Life

I slid behind the wheel and felt a surge of lithium-fueled joy ripple through my spine. I hadn’t felt that kind of jolt since I accidentally sat on a bug zapper in ’92.

With silent power and a ride smoother than a jazz sax solo, the E-Z-GO didn't just drive—it glided, like a swan made of torque and dreams.

Neighbors waved.
Children pointed.
An eagle landed on my shoulder.

I was no longer Randy Mulligan, semi-retired pipefitter.
I was Captain Cartbeard, ruler of the asphalt seas.

Chapter 3: Randy 2.0

Since that day, everything changed:

  • I started wearing driving gloves (indoors and out).

  • I wave at people with a regal nod, like a suburban monarch.

  • My wife said I haven’t looked this happy since I found out recliners came with cup holders.

We take the E-Z-GO to the lake, the campground, even through the drive-thru. The employees salute me now. I didn’t ask them to. It’s just… the vibe.

Chapter 4: Cart Blanche

What makes the E-Z-GO from Lake Erie Golf Cars so special?

  • Lithium power that’s zippier than my Aunt Cheryl after two cold brews

  • Lifted suspension that tackles terrain smoother than a dad joke at a PTA meeting

  • LED lights so bright, moths follow me like groupies

  • Luxury seating that cradles me like a warm ham sandwich on a rainy day

I don’t just have a golf cart. I have a lifestyle. A mission. A legacy.

Final Thoughts: Drive Like You Mean It

If you’re out there wondering if this kind of joy is for you—stop. The answer is YES. You deserve this. You deserve to feel like the king of cart country.

Go to Lake Erie Golf Cars. Ask for the keys to your new destiny. Choose E-Z-GO, and you just might find what I did:

Happiness has four wheels, lithium power, and room for friends in the back.

Catch me on the green. I’ll be the guy doing donuts near the putting range with the Bluetooth speaker blasting “Eye of the Tiger.”

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